Talk Dirty To Me

foxhex:

liza-land:

how I wear art is none of your business

"The difference between people with tattoos and people without tattoos is that people with tattoos don’t give a shit if you don’t have any."

(Source: soilesusanna)

raddlest:

nerdjpg:

do mermaids get high off of sea weed

mermaids dont exist

tsktsks:

i don’t want you to leave

tsktsks:

i don’t want you to leave

(Source: teefz)

sizvideos:

Video

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

(Source: brokenimagephotos)

stelababyy:

hefuckin:

truuu


I prefer roses 🌹lmao

stelababyy:

hefuckin:

truuu

I prefer roses 🌹lmao

(Source: blissful-bl0ndie)

(Source: friendlyneighborhoodpeterparker)

brolininthetardis:

i want a prequel to veggie tales where the humans who occupy that kitchen are flipping the fuck out as their fruits and vegetables slowly become self-aware and begin to sing about jesus

(Source: thestudentprincesss)

fakedean:

I don’t know anything about Night Vale but this is beautiful

fakedean:

I don’t know anything about Night Vale but this is beautiful

(Source: sickassbonedragon)

greyfirevalentine:

super-who-lockian:

yes-i-am-lucifer:

You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

what dog?

Hot boys and dogs hot boys and dogs

(Source: aboosrou7ak)

coagulates:

me

coagulates:

me

(Source: raeraecake)

(Source: rocket-wild)

(Source: braindead)

xoxo-gossip-gay:

xoxo-gossip-gay:

My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom

it was a tea bag

xoxo-gossip-gay:

xoxo-gossip-gay:

My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom

it was a tea bag