Talk Dirty To Me

flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

(Source: flowury)

bottomjared:

im dead

bottomjared:

im dead

tum-blurr:

people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people

(Source: magicul)

meme4u:

good in bed

meme4u:

good in bed

indicaxdreams:

So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck notimage

I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELFimage

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

(Source: hashtaglmao)

owlapin:

hay-needle:

Do you slip it on him tail first?

nah i just hold it open and he crawls in

(Source: whitewashedjen)

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ifpaintingscouldtext:

Delphin Enjolras | The Murmur of the Sea | c.1875

ifpaintingscouldtext:

Delphin Enjolras | The Murmur of the Sea | c.1875

sansaslays:

I don’t think I could ever date a good actor like he could tell me he loves me and I’d be like nah you said it much more convincingly to kate winslet try again

(Source: weheartit.com)

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kidspast:

i’m actually a really nice person… until you annoy me

(Source: kidspast)