i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe
people who don’t text back straight away annoy me even though i am one of those people
So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck not
I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELF
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
Do you slip it on him tail first?
nah i just hold it open and he crawls in
Delphin Enjolras | The Murmur of the Sea | c.1875
I don’t think I could ever date a good actor like he could tell me he loves me and I’d be like nah you said it much more convincingly to kate winslet try again
i’m actually a really nice person… until you annoy me